Mr. Obama,
If you bomb Syria, you bomb as president.
When your beloved American people voted
you into office,
they did not vote
you Commander in Chief of
Violence in the Middle East.
The greatest tragedy will not be the expense
to taxpayers.
The greatest tragedy will
not even be the loss of human lives.
The greatest tragedy will be the victory of
violence,
when the preferred victor in this situation should be
Silence
(Silence--Mind you--is not the same thing as inaction or turning a blind eye.)
(Silence works wonders for those practiced in its art.)
After all, who would want to be remembered as
President Oh Bomb Uh????
But one who is well-versed in the
Arts of Silence
shall be remembered as truly human.