Friday, July 08, 2011

Bernie Madoff Book Club

To become a member of the Bernard Madoff Book Club, all you need are deep pockets.

We are an elite group of readers who read all the novels that Bernie reads in prison. Our new book club promises to out-Oprah Oprah’s Book Club. Any novelist who knows what’s good for him will try to write the next big title that will win the readership of Bernard Madoff.

We manage your investments. We make your money work for you. So what if we breach fiduciary duties now and then, at least we read great literature.

The title we discuss at our next meeting will be Das Kapital by Karl Marx.

We’ll meet July 16 at 7 pm in the Ballroom at the Mel Weiss Library on Wall Street.

We ask for a $5 donation to cover the fee for renting the meeting space.

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